Press releases
The old men
That was wonderful!
Bravo!
I loved that!
Ah, that was great!
Well, it was pretty good.
Well, it wasn’t bad…
Uh, there were parts of it that weren’t very good though.
It could have been a lot better.
I didn’t really like it.
It was pretty terrible.
It was bad.
It was awful!
It was terrible!
Take ’em away!
Bah, boo!
Boo!
From the audience
These seats are awful.
Why? Can’t you see anything?
That’s the problem. I can see everything.
Statler & Waldorf
They aren’t half bad.
Nope, they’re ALL bad!
Different
Well, that was different.
I should say so. So many of these songs are long and boring.
Yes, they finally managed one short and boring!
Does that mean they’re getting better or worse?
Another one
Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens.
What?
It ends.